Derek Jeter Gives His One Night Stands A Gift Basket and Signed Baseball

Oh dear. If this isn’t one of the funniest things I’ve heard in quite a minute.

Ladies, stop being toyed with, stop getting your emotions hurt. Want to feel important and loved by an athlete? Well if you sleep with Derek Jeter, not only will you receive a gift basket, but it also comes with an autographed baseball, valued at atleast $500.

Think I’m joking? Check out how smooth Jeter is with his ladies one night stands.

Check it out.

The Yank captain’s wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am kiss-offs came to light when he mistakenly pulled the stunt twice on the same woman — forgetting she had been an earlier conquest, a pal told The Post.

“Derek has girls stay with him at his apartment in New York, and then he gets them a car to take them home the next day. Waiting in his car is a gift basket containing signed Jeter memorabilia, usually a signed baseball,” the friend dished.

“He normally doesn’t go out with girls. He will have them come to his house. He’ll have cocktail parties. His friends invite girls they think he’ll be interested in. He’s very shy,” another friend explained.

“The girls go through the back-door entrance in the Trump World Tower to avoid the paparazzi,” the pal said. “He broke up with Minka in the summer and is definitely over her. He is playing the field.”

And while the parting gift may seem cold, signed Jeter memorabilia sell like hotcakes on the Internet, with an autographed baseball fetching hundreds and even thousands of dollars.

Oh. This is just too funny. But hey, atleast you’re not just leaving with a memory and a moist vagina. A gift basket and signed baseball > hard d-ck and bubble gum anyday.

I say some basketball players and football players need to get with this program. Perhaps could keep alot of bitter mouths closed. *giggles