Kim Kardashian On Ex Husband:”Kris Is Gay!”

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Updated: December 2, 2011

I can’t. This is getting completely out of hand. Oh this is messy, messy, messy. Then again, I just see it as another way to bring more dollars and attentions to the Kardashians. Which is what they want after all, am I right?

Just when you think the entire Kris Humphries-Kim Kardashian divorce kerfuffle couldn’t get any sillier, Star magazine, the bastion for responsible celebrity journalism and the go-to source for hard-hitting sports journalism, has unleashed the above attention-grabbing headline for their most recent issue, on newsstands now. As you can plainly see, he wouldn’t even touch her on the honeymoon, people! I can only imagine what Khloe saw. Oops. Khloé. Sorry.

According to Sportress of Blogitude, Humphries’ rep issued a statement denying the allegations which are sure to drive people waiting in line at the grocery store completely bonkers, calling the tawdry allegations “completely false and ridiculous,” adding, “He is not gay.”

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As you may have heard or read, Humphries recently filed for annulment of the couple’s 72-day marriage, citing fraud and claiming he was a pawn to boost ratings for the Kardashian’s reality show.

While I always got a Twighlight werewolf vibe from Kris, my gaydar never went off with him. *shrugs. This can only keep spiraling down from here. *grabs popcorn.

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